squat

1. To take a shit.
2. TO workout
3. To pee (for women)

by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

squate

A square shaped plate

You only get a square meal on a squate!

by Manngela April 29, 2008

jack squat

a polite way to say 'jack shit' meaning
nothing of value or worth

Front You some weed?
Dude, You ain't got jack squat to pay me with. Ya moochie assed cunt.

by Mr.Skullhead September 20, 2003

Squatchin'

Derived from 'sass-quatchin'
When someone is being unnecessarily sassy

"What's wrong with Bob?"
"I don't know but he's been squatchin' all day"

by BritNAZT February 27, 2014

squat-cocking

a term used to describe a sexual position,one of the best positions to try

yo marc i tried squat-cocking with that girl last night..damn it was awesome

by christophorus September 3, 2010

Face Squatter

A technique used to lure someone out of Facebook hiding. A 'Friend' starts a random conversation (on your Facebook homepage) about why you aren't ever on Facebook anymore. The conversation usually ends up attracting attention from drive by squatters who drop off their own little gems of wit and humor.

Dude, I've been off Facebook and productive for months. I have a Face Squatter that is gaining traction, but there is no way I'm going to respond.

She copped a squat on my face and now others are squatting too!

by Sceuro June 4, 2010

Squatter

One trained in the art of toilet use vs. one still in diapers.

No more diapers! My son's a squatter now!

by miamjk February 26, 2011