Dirty Sprinkler

When you have diarrhea. You jump and spin in a circle. Causing a mist of fine shit to spray everywhere. Just like a sprinkler.

Why is there shit everywhere?
Gavin got drunk and was doing the dirty sprinkler

by StoneHusky April 28, 2024

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets

Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler

by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024

Australian sprinkler

When you urinate Into a girl and pound it out

Omg I tried the “Australian sprinkler “ last night and had to mop up after

by Swandivecrew January 20, 2026

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 6, 2025

Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.

Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.

by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025

Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.

She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).

by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025