spoon job

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.

1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.

by DeepThort December 13, 2008

you spoon

just an idiot

Person 1:"There broken."
Person 2:"We already know that you spoon!"

by chrisnator101 May 17, 2017

Spiral Spoon

Much like spooning, except that instead of the basic spooning position, the participants twist in a spiral motion at the same time. Often used as a component of foreplay, the step between spooning and forking

see spoon

Bob and Nancy started out spooning, but Bob got excited and it turned into a spiral spoon, which led to forking all night.

by power pete 125 March 22, 2010

spoon no wiener

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.

christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!

by spector victim June 9, 2009

Spoon Tang

specific poon tang, gained from spooning

nah, but we got some reet spoon tang

by candyboi62 September 2, 2010

Soup Spoon

The dip under your nose and above your lip. Scientifically known as the Philtrum.

I have a pimple in my soup spoon.

by Miss Fancy Pants August 19, 2014

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012