you spoon

just an idiot

Person 1:"There broken."
Person 2:"We already know that you spoon!"

by chrisnator101 May 17, 2017

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012

Soup Spoon

The dip under your nose and above your lip. Scientifically known as the Philtrum.

I have a pimple in my soup spoon.

by Miss Fancy Pants August 19, 2014

Slovakian Spoon

When a guy shits in a girl's vagina then proceeds to scoop it out with a spoon and eat it.

Last night was insane! I did the Slovakian Spoon and puked 3 times!

by DDistrict December 10, 2022

spoon no wiener

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.

christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!

by spector victim June 9, 2009

Spoon Tang

specific poon tang, gained from spooning

nah, but we got some reet spoon tang

by candyboi62 September 2, 2010

Spiral Spoon

Much like spooning, except that instead of the basic spooning position, the participants twist in a spiral motion at the same time. Often used as a component of foreplay, the step between spooning and forking

see spoon

Bob and Nancy started out spooning, but Bob got excited and it turned into a spiral spoon, which led to forking all night.

by power pete 125 March 22, 2010