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Glacial spelunking

Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.
I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.
by LeonardoDiCaprigoat January 7, 2022
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Super spunk sperm

Super spunk sperm is a term giving to a man who has good swimmers (sperm) that easily impregnates a woman first try
Can't believe you and your super spunk sperm has only gone and got me up the duff (which means pregnant) without even trying

Your trying to tell me you haven't slept with your wife in 2 years yet after a drunk fumble one night your super spunk sperm has only gone and got her pregnant
by WeeCrombo649 November 15, 2022
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dip slunk

(noun).

the egregious, abhorrent, gangly, hate loving loogie in your throat that have to try to get out but doing so makes you choke and think you’ll die. the moment before you pass out choking on said loogie you get it out and forever fear sickness because of the loogie. a dip slunk is that moist horrific loogie

(or a filler slur)
“that dip slunk took me for a ride” (said in an australian accent)
“the dip slunkiest fellow just cut me off on the highway
by bequeather of buildrs February 11, 2023
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waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"
Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk
by Drivetribe January 14, 2018
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Spelunking

A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.
Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"

Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."
by thenannymoh September 7, 2003
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spluke

Characterized as a small hobbit-like creature who thrives in small groups of sea urchins. Often very irritating to be around for more than a few minutes, respects the commonwealth.
Oh man, I just cannot get AWAY from him, hes such a spluke.
by LessonMaster November 20, 2010
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ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain
Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.
by g spot May 21, 2006
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