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Sparta Kick

A type of kick based off the movie 300. when someone comes up from you behind and kicks you in the ass hard, screaming

"FOR SPARTA!!"
or
"THIS.IS.SPARTA!!!"

generally painful, but fun to do.
girl- man james just sparta kicked me
boy- hows your ass?
by k1ssmeelectric December 20, 2007
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spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face
hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser
by shademouse August 10, 2009
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spartan

a warrior-like figure from the days of sparta, the greek city-state which have bread trough and today are shown through a select few of south american heritage.
characteristics of spartans
-immense will of fighting
-ability to destroy persians with ease
-diet consists of raw meat and/or uncooked eggs

how to know if you are a descendant of sparta
-have a six pack from an early age
-dark complexion
-into dangerous activities i.e. extreme sports
-a strong distaste for asians
-indifference on appearance pertaining to opposite sex i.e. for intercourse
-skilled in the art of thievery
-opposed to german army members
"i am spartan- i must never surrender, never retreat-death on the battlefield is the greatest glory a man can achieve"

examples of spartans:
chuck lidell
chuck norris
anyone with the name chuck
king leunitas
etc...
by anthony tolliver July 25, 2007
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