semen crust

When you ejaculate and a crust of semen forms over the hole on the head of the penis

I hate after I cum I gotta wipe off the semen crust nigga

by Niggalodeon November 16, 2014

Semen Surprise

A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.

"SURPRISE BITCH, EAT THAT SEMEN SURPRISE!"

by XRaptor JesusX March 30, 2009

semen face

(noun): Often refering to a sluty female. This is because a slut will commonly get a face-full of semen when she is giving a male a blow job.

synonym: slut

Hannah is such a semen face.

by rebecca</3 July 20, 2008

semen

A mispelling of seven.

Its seVen, not seMen!

by Clinker November 7, 2007

semen dick

when your piss hole sticks together after sex causing your pee to come out at every angle

Dani- OMG you pissed all over the bathroom floor
Larry- sorry i had semen dick

by kk29x February 6, 2012

semen demon

A baby who shows devil-like behavior that he got from his fathers genes

Hey!!! Semen demon stop biting me

by jrrich_radio April 6, 2020

Semen Demon

Any girl that objectively gives blowjobs to every guy in a group over a routinely over a period of time.

You are never goona believe it. I just got a BJ from Denise. Settle bro we all have, she a true Semen Demon.

by SoggyBottoms170 June 17, 2016