tongue punch the wizard sleeve

another name for eating a girl out. The definition of vagina in latin is The basic meaning of the Latin word vagina was a sheath – or scabbard for a sword. By association, Gladius (sword) was a common term for the penis.

She let me tongue punch the wizard sleeve

by 1970_chevelle June 3, 2015

blow job sleeper hold

When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.

Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.

by bixbyhotpocket April 5, 2017

Dick Sleeve

Short, skinny girls - usually white.

That girl is so small, I could wear her like a dick sleeve. Man it's cold outside, girl let me use you like a dick sleeve.

by grapplerschool August 29, 2012

cock sleeve

A penis that is tattooed. Like a sleeve, which is a tattooed arm, except its a dick.

His cock sleeve must have taken hours to get tattooed-and it must've hurt like a bitch.

by Alivia M January 25, 2008

Sleeper

(n) Woman who invites herself into your bed, when morning comes does not leave, does not acknowledge subtle hints to leave, makes herself at home. (Editors Note; Sleepers natural evolutionary path is into Bunny Boilers; when one is encountered it is advisable to cease and desist any and all communication while still possible before life and family jewels are still entact)

"Dirk, where are you? Your late, your going to miss the game"
"Sorry, I am having trouble getting this 'Sleeper' out of my house"

by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006

slever

a mix of sleeping and forever. or possibly when you are very tired, lack of sleep, and would like to go to sleep, your just slevered.

"i was severely slevered earlier today!"

by kingzkrew July 8, 2009

wizard sleeve

The foreskin that hangs over the head of your penis.

I have to go clean out my wizard sleeve

by mattdude January 23, 2008