The Simpsons

The ONLY reason to ever watch FOX.

If it weren't for The Simpsons, I'd just watch ABC.

by Nobodyinparticular June 6, 2007

SIMPSONFACE

A person of twenty something, with a college degree, a little out of shape and always believe their opinion to be the most accurate in the group. They generally claim to love God just not enough to go to church. They have high hopes of retiring in thirty years with a good pension and look foreward to the day when they can talk about what a fullfilled life they lived. This kind of person is also known as a "Simpsonface".

A simpsonface is the kind of guy that aims for being average and blending in rather then aiming big. A Simpsonface is not known to be a dreamer or a risk taker. He is considered to be a guardian of the mainstream and all the monotony that comes along with it. Instead of questioning a government structured society a Simpsonface simply embraces it by doing what is expected of him. He works hard and pays his taxes so that he can one day die with a guilt free consious. The goals of a Simpsonface are generally simple. They include working for the man, living outside his means, and bringing home the girls with big hearts and good personalities. A Simpsonface is usually up to his eyeballs in debt by his mid thirties because he decided to get married and drop more then he could afford on a ring, wedding, house, and car.

by The O.G Ronald McDonald May 15, 2008

simpsons

A very funny tv show with great games and merchandise.

Simpsons made me break the window (because of laghing so hard)

by Snowswipes July 2, 2007

It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.

Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006

Simpbona

A simp named Sabona. Always thirsty for some coo but never willing to put in the effort to earn it. But he will be ready to bitch his friends for trying to help

1: "do you still like Lulu"
2: "Idk, why do you even care"
1: "STFU Simpbona"

by gay ball October 7, 2020

The Simpsons

Greatest old show ever.. Don't Dis it.

I love ralph.

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there..

The Simpsons rock...

by £iÄnÅ November 19, 2006

The Simpsons

A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.

The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.

by Piranha September 26, 2006