Cody Simpson

The Australian Justin Bieber. Yet another talentless sack of shit who sings about sappy, vapid "love". Not surprisingly, he has also gained a cult following among pre-pubescent teenage girls who have a terrible taste in music. Also, trying to convince his fans that he absolutely sucks is like trying to convince a three year old that Santa doesn't exist.

Teenage fan girl: "OMG, CODY SIMPSON, CODY SIMPSON, OMG, HE'S SO HOT AND TALENTED <3, OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!"

Me: "Shut the hell up. Stop your hero worship of this sack of horse shit and listen to real fucking music."

by ShotgunMarriage September 22, 2011

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Simmons Hacks

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003

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Shimms

The drugged up, boozed up version of 'Simms' just less harder to say when drunk.

Don't be such a fucking shimms.

by Miss Molly June 1, 2004

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simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.

Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

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SIMCSMAO

Sitting in my chair studying my ass off. What partiers often say when they are actually studying instead of partying. Pronounced "Sim-icks-mo."

person 1 What's up?
person 2 nm man
p1 r u going Sam's party 2night? itz gunna be killa!
p2 Naw man I have a math midterm tomorrow. SIMCSMAO.
p1 that sucks a big one!
p2 Tell me about it...

by iamtechno May 20, 2009

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