Speed weed

It's like a sprint, but you're smoking weed super fast.

-"Hey man where's all the weed?"
-"Sorry dude I smoked it all, I was speed weeding"
-"Duuuuude"

by All hail my mighty penis December 4, 2017

speed of GAY

speed of GAY is faster than light

i walk ar speed of GAY

by madafucka! June 9, 2020

Speed Telly Bridge

A bridging method in Minecraft that makes you never go outside in your shitty Minecraft based life.

Coolypoopy: Omg hes speed telly bridge-ing towards us!
Ffelle7: Leave the game or gae.

by coolypoopy February 16, 2022

Fo Sheed

Combination of fo sheezy and indeed in honour of Rasheed Wallace.

"Hilary Duff's legs are getting teh sexy."
"Fo Sheed."

by Dustin July 17, 2004

speedcunt

Any young slut who is very eager to have sex and who happens to be incredibly loose.

SC (Speedcunt): "Hey, wanna go back to my place?"
PF (Poor Fellow): "I just met you 5 minutes ago."
SC: "Yeah, I know - but you're really sexy."
PF: "Get cock somewhere else you speedcunt. You'll find enough of them."

by ZMan17 May 10, 2006

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

speed team

Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).

Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.

I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.

by The Sub February 25, 2005