Septic Shock

When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.

Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.

Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.

by batteryaciddeerankles June 3, 2023

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

electric shock

when she sucking dat dick too good you start to do the electric shock

Nigga 1 : ayo shawt gave me the electric shock last night

Nigga 2 : what you mean bro

Nigga 1 : bro she sucked my dick so good last might I was shaking

Nigga 2 : damn bro I wish my shawt did that
Nigga 1 : ask her for the electric shock

by johnnytest9 April 30, 2019

Spam Shock

The state of becoming so used to the disgusting flavour and texture of spam, that anything else sends your body into a horrid spiral

Jack: I shouldn't have eaten that casserole, I think it's gone off. It's either that or Spam Shock

by PunchyouAl January 15, 2018

Selfie Shock

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.

Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Shock Rock

A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.

"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023