Shawnee Mission South

A public school in Overland Park, KS.
Mascot: Raiders
Student Body: Primarily preppy, slutty, judgmental assholes. The guys are too sports obsessed and only focus on getting some surely STD infested ass.
The girls are pig-nosed, fake bake bitches, whose primary food source comes from inside the pants of the guy population.

Somewhere, lost amongst the crowd, are the few that are just trying to get by, and the only people actually worth talking to.

With such a diverse student body, you'd think that Shawnee Mission South would be filled with more accepting people. Not so, most of them are assholes.

by pooooopooooopooooopoooopooop November 18, 2010

Shawgasm

A reaction that occurs in older women only when Martin Shaw appears on telly and swoons.

Well Sue, that was the strongest Shawgasm I've ever had.

by Emigma January 9, 2011

Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".

That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.

by shirtcocker September 4, 2014

shawmilasexual

Shawmilasexual means, that you are only sexually attracted to Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes.

I am Shawmilasexual.

by Shawmilasexual-aka-me October 21, 2019

Shawn

Shawn is a caring, funny, guy. Who will care for you even if he doesn't realize he is. If he cares about you, you will mean the world to him. He will make you think of the world in brand new ways you never thought you would. If he likes you he will absolutely tell you. He will always tell you how absolutely stunning you are and will not lie to you. He will literally make sure you know you are perfect. He will joke with you even though most of the time you will not know that he is joking. He will also make sure everyone around him is respecting girls. ;))

Yea man, I was just taking to Shawn, and he was talking about his beautiful, new, girl.

by ohhhyeaaa October 9, 2020

Shawty got tha fatty

A girl with a fat ass

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN shawty got tha fatty

by Bray_ZADDY November 20, 2020

Shawn

Shawn's are usually build well, not very tall, but for the most part are pretty attractive. Shawn's are very very easy going and are very shy at first. Once you get to know a Shawn they will become a rock to you. They remember every detail so be careful what you tell them. Shawn's get are normally extremely tough on the outside and do not appear soft in any aspect, however they are hurt very easily by other people. Shawn's also have a very hard time saying no to anyone and you will normally find Shawn's out and about doing things for other people normally with little regard for themselves. If you know a Shawn, treasure them, as long as your treat them nicely, you will have a friend forever! In a physical sense, Shawn's are very good with their hands and you might find them in very active or hands on careers, they do not like to sit still and have a work ethic stronger than most. Most importantly, if you find yourself falling in love with a Shawn, be very open. Shawn's will always be compassionate and understanding to anything you tell them and will never dig for more information. If you got a Shawn, you are lucky.......

Don't screw with Shawn, he is tough as nails.

I think I'm in love with Shawn! Yeah! I would be too

Shawn is stupid! He wouldn't get hurt so bad If he didn't put himself out there so much.

by sadgirl1232 December 21, 2020