slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.

“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”

by Walroose September 19, 2021

Hurt shanni

Hurt shanni in anyway possible

I will hurt shanni

by Loner2710 September 20, 2021

may shann

beautiful girl that runs faster than u commonly associated with an ian

haha wassup baby girl may shann

by smoothlegs.com November 22, 2021

Sittie Shanayah

Someone who holds extraordinary beauty, usually referred to as "Paraluman".

Based on historical information; This person is sincere, caring, independent, lovable and strong.

Sittie Shanayah is very shy

I spot a really pretty lady, it must be Sittie Shanayah.

by Tol November 24, 2021

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

James Shannahan

Attractive 13 year old boy who seems to pull many ladies

"OMG have you seen james shannahan hes so hot"

by petertomjakubmacken December 16, 2022

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023