two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012

bug seeker

Someone who seeks to acquire an infectious disease, i.e. hep C, HIV, Lyme Disease in order to gain disability benefits.

Sally spent many hours in the woods during the summer hoping to get bitten by a tick! She is a bug seeker.

by vinniemilagro April 29, 2014

flame seeker

A person who surfs the internet looking to post inflammatory messages in the hopes of starting a heated argument whose only purpose is to get you mad and hot.

I've learned from experience, after wasting days in Internet debates, how to spot a flame seeker; they just post whatever they think will piss you off without having a real opinion on the subject.

by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015

16 seater limo

A limo that seats 16 people

That 16 seater limo surely won't seat 16 people

by Stomedy June 22, 2016

sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

drunk sexter

A woman who texts sexually explicit content as a result of consuming too much vodka at O'Conners in New Milford....

Karen drank too much vodka and became a "Drunk Sexter"

by Johnh001 November 24, 2016