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Thumbnail Shopping

Online shopping with no intention of buying anything. Just admiring the product in the thumbnail, maybe looking at a few color options, and then scrolling by. Often done by college students who can't afford new stuff but can afford to ignore their professor for a little while.
Erin always sits in the back of her lectures so she can go thumbnail shopping when she gets bored with organic chemistry.
by Old Toby November 7, 2021
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Joecery Shopping

Vegan E-biker for, going grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.
Taking the e-bike joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?
by @JESTERWUZHERE March 16, 2022
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Joecery Shopping

I'm going Joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?
by @JESTERWUZHERE March 16, 2022
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shop vac

When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs
Whoa, shes a shopvac.....or.....Hey shopvac, did it cut ur dick off last night?
by airj56 April 9, 2005
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RAMPING SHOP

To have sex with a women, Or Intercourse. A Song was made by using this word.

"Ramping Shop" by Vybz Kartel ft Spice
THIS COCKY NO PLAY, COME OVER BABY AND COME IN MY "RAMPING SHOP "
by POSL February 11, 2009
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stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010
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future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis
I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!
by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004
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