meat salter

A homosexual man that spluges on other mens meat wads

Hey quit salting meat and get your gay ass over here bitch.

Hey quit being a fucking meat salter, you homo.

by Nolan Cuzzwipe June 11, 2006

sauteed

insulted
dreived form the french cooks of king henry VIII who had the sevents bow to the food to be sauteed was to have your cooking ability queshtioned a pore cook could be beheaded.

oh man you just got sauteed!!!!

by skrue you dude January 18, 2004

salut bob

used when leaving, like saying good-bye salut

Jenny: see ya steven
Stenven: "Salut bob!"

by vonmandershlits April 23, 2006

sauteed mushroom

this is what arabs, indians, and various asians use to refer to there penis.

Varkey Luke: Hey baby try my sauteed mushroom it is so good!

by wolfman691 October 11, 2009

salted

When you are extremely high

I'm so salted" "I was salted"

by roxxyy March 9, 2009

Slutever

1. (Noun) An act that may be considered slutty or whore-like that one deems never to end. Forever + Slut = Slutever.

2. (Exclamation) Expresses disregard when someone accuses you of being slutty or whore-like. Whatever + Slut = Slutever.

1. Kate totally just hooked up with my boyfriend, she's such a slutever.

2. "I can't believe you've hooked up with that many guys."

"Yeah, slutever."

by NewAgeGal January 19, 2013

Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.

Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.

by tombot5000 September 23, 2010