by _woda_ April 9, 2022
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Ben: How was last night?
Ashley: It was terrible, I had sex with a guy who had penis surgery, growth pills, hardening pills, cock rings, ball rings, tip rings, penis extensions, internal penis modifications, vibrating cock rings, vibrating ball rings, vibrating tip rings, vibrating dick bullets, cum stoppers, semen growth pills, enhancement pills, penis openers, auto milkers, penis clamps, ball clamps, condoms, ring-condoms, scrotum hardeners, ring-masturbators, a pool of lube, ball loops, penis sleeves, penis pumps, ball pumps, vibrating penis pumps, vibrating ball pumps, auto strokers, ticklers, penis cups, a remote-controlled penis car(lol wut), fleshlights, onacups, ball sheaths , a apple, and a replacement penis for when his penis falls off due to all this weight. He was a insane rich-dick.
Ben: What the actual fuck...
Ashley: It was terrible, I had sex with a guy who had penis surgery, growth pills, hardening pills, cock rings, ball rings, tip rings, penis extensions, internal penis modifications, vibrating cock rings, vibrating ball rings, vibrating tip rings, vibrating dick bullets, cum stoppers, semen growth pills, enhancement pills, penis openers, auto milkers, penis clamps, ball clamps, condoms, ring-condoms, scrotum hardeners, ring-masturbators, a pool of lube, ball loops, penis sleeves, penis pumps, ball pumps, vibrating penis pumps, vibrating ball pumps, auto strokers, ticklers, penis cups, a remote-controlled penis car(lol wut), fleshlights, onacups, ball sheaths , a apple, and a replacement penis for when his penis falls off due to all this weight. He was a insane rich-dick.
Ben: What the actual fuck...
by BOTHACKED April 3, 2017
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Get the monkey rich mug.A term used to describe a millennial who claims to be broke and cannot afford the necessities of life when they do in fact make enough money they just spend it on frivolous luxuries like avacado toast, weekly manicures, concerts, etc.
Parent: Jasmine why don't you move out and get a place of your own?
Jasmine: I can't afford a place of my own I'm too broke.
Parent: You just spent 500 dollars to go to Coachella. Stop being millennial rich.
Jasmine: I can't afford a place of my own I'm too broke.
Parent: You just spent 500 dollars to go to Coachella. Stop being millennial rich.
by Chungusslayer April 16, 2021
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-Late Night
-Ball
-Napping
-Reading
Why Should you date Rich?:
-He's committed (he's almost never missed a late night)
-He's a great body pillow
-His voice will charm your ass like sirens
-His name is Dick Bang
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-Late Night
-Ball
-Napping
-Reading
Why Should you date Rich?:
-He's committed (he's almost never missed a late night)
-He's a great body pillow
-His voice will charm your ass like sirens
-His name is Dick Bang
RIIIIIIIIICCCCHCHCHCH BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGARANG
by Rich Banger October 10, 2017
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