Reverse Rudolph

A Reverse Rudolph is when a person sits on a toilet so that they can simultaneously take a shit and do a line of cocaine off the tank lid. The etymology is derived from the red nose that occurs from both the effect of cold weather, and cocaine abuse.

“I think the guy in the bathroom was doing a Reverse Rudolph!”

by Miami_Ski_Team October 17, 2020

reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017

Reverse of the Sith

Reverse of the Sith is an uplifting story about a young man who is ripped ruthlessly from his life-sustainment device by a man named Palpatine. Starting off with a dreadful scream of noooo. He is then thrown to the fire lake where he meets another human who uses his magical sword to completely heal Anakin and then they do a ceremonial dance to indict Anakin into the healing Jedi order. They then travel to their ship and come across a dead girl who Anakin uses his newly found force powers to save and then she argues saying that she was trying to kill herself. They travel back to Obi-Wan’s city where there are clones looking for dead people to resurrect. Anakin finds a stranded group of children whom he rescues sneaking out of the Jedi Temple, which has been overrun. Around the galaxy, clone troopers are finding old Jedi who they resurrect, turning the tide of the war. In Palpatines chamber, he pulls in a Jedi saving him from a long fall and the saves two others. Then the Jedi thank Palpatine and leave. Slowly but surely, Anakin teaches the girl that she is loved in the world and that she has no reason to die. Anakin for some weird reason continues to talk to Palpatine, who slowly loses power. This is such an uplifting story about resurrection and how you should never give up hope.

"Did you watch Reverse of the Sith?"

"Have you seen Revenge of the Sith backwards?"

"OOOOOOON!"

"Were two babies unbirthed?"

by Emperor Mays September 30, 2018

reverse scallop

When your girlfriend reaches from behind you and cups your balls

Cooking dinner tonight my lady gave me the ol’ reverse scallop.

by ÆDRIAN May 12, 2023

Reverse carmone

An Olympic position in the bedroom, typically when a guy does a full split then fucks the girl in the ass

Some hoe was neckin me on all night so I gave her the reverse Carmone

by Mongolian Scrouge February 9, 2018

Reverse Benched

The act of forcing a player to play the entire game (without resting on the bench) against their will as a form of punishment.
Derived from the adult recreational sporting world (or beer league), used in high intensity sports (such as hockey or basketball) played recreationally when out of shape older players would prefer to rest (or be benched).

At our late night beer league hockey game, Joe got reverse benched because he forgot to bring beer to the game. Half way through the game, he was so gassed he was puking in the garbage can because he wasn't allowed to rest.

by houlihouli February 20, 2020

Reverse Rationalism

Reverse Rationalism is a stance which is practically incomprehensible that seeks to be the opposite of what classical rationalism is about, it coniders atheism, anti-theism, laicism, state atheism, scientism, materialism, physicalism, positivism/empirism and naturalism as being irrational while it considers theism, anti-atheism, anti-anti-theism, discidism, state spiritualism, state religion, theocracy, anti-scientism / extrascientism, anti-materialism / extramaterialism, extraphysicalism, post-positivism / post-empirism, spiritualism, spirituality, religion, esoterism, occultism and supernaturalism as being rational, it basically believes that everything considered as irrational by reverse rationalism should be countered while everything considered as rational by reverse rationalism should be promoted and even encouraged.

"Reverse Rationalism makes sense, somehow, if we consider what people like the ones on RationalWiki and on Quora actually do, and how several spiritual, esoteric and occultist groups have a lot of good explanations about reality and existence as well."

by Full Monteirism April 22, 2021