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Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 6, 2020
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Read people

Reading people body language eye movement segments feet movement head turn movements hand gestures actors and actresses etc
by The muscle April 21, 2025
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Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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gabby read

Gabby is a very playful girl with a short attention spam. She is always willing to play and make you laugh but she might not always enjoy it. A Gabby Read hides there emotions very well and acts brave. She might seem happy on the outside but it is always good to check on a gabby Read.
I want to hang out with Gabby Read sometime
by Shusbsisn February 4, 2021
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if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad
Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James
by finally i found a name February 17, 2025
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I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read
Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024
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Read Aloud

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020
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