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Pumpkin cream pie

When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble
Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
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pumpkin spice realm

If you're gonna go get a coffee, stay away from the pumpkin spice realm!
by GenkiGal November 21, 2017
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Pumpkin Spice Massage

A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.
See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.
by andyiskindofcool November 26, 2014
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Pumpkin Cream Roll

After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.

Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019
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pumpkin puppy

A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.
andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more
by The Fuss December 5, 2007
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pumpkin steamer

When you take a shit on a pumpkin pie instead of using whipped cream and then dump it on your partners chest.
My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving my husband a toasty pumpkin steamer!
by buttsonparade October 24, 2017
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