To always talk about getting together with local friends when you are in town, and then once you are in town you don't call them or give them advance notice, but post pictures of your local visit on social media
I remember discussing with Josh that we'd get together with the kids when he was in town, but he pulled a Kolchins and came and went without any notice he was around
by Ligity June 17, 2015
when someone uses their anarchist aesthetics to attract potential sexual partners, usually effortlessly
by HoodedNuts November 08, 2022
Leaving somewhere early or not coming in because you think a future circumstance will give you a "pass".
by SSFunny March 13, 2018
Person 1: Bro, can you find out if Sally is single?
Person 2: Nah man, she and I aren't talking anymore.
Person 1: You pulled a Kal, didn't you?
Person 2: Maybe
Person 1: -.-
Person 2: Nah man, she and I aren't talking anymore.
Person 1: You pulled a Kal, didn't you?
Person 2: Maybe
Person 1: -.-
by kerr2create November 26, 2014
A fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. He pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete knob gobblin. In other words he is a real life adult version of the South Park character, Eric Cartman.
Our friend Scott is so funny and a slob like Belushi from Animal House. It is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. He is totally 'pulling a Cartman'.
by TedNugent October 08, 2013
When you make a columbine joke at school and someone takes it serious. There fore leading you to be pulled out of class and being put into a psych ward
Person 1: Did you see Klebold being pulled out of class by the SWAT Team??
Person 2: Yup... He was Pulling A Klebold
Person 2: Yup... He was Pulling A Klebold
by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017
When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you
Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.
Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.
by Corbonnn April 13, 2022