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Pubes

Hair that grows on your genitalia when you go through puberty, thus named pubic hair. It is only a myth that shaving it will make it itchy - all you have to do is wet it, trim it and then shave.
My pubes got itchy in class today. Damn dirty jungles...
by 5675454854 April 24, 2015
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clear pubes

Vicky got clear pubes y’all.
by anonymous November 12, 2022
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pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...
“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
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cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
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Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.
I have a bad case of the inverted pube.
by steph jenna August 17, 2009
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Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.
"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."
by epictrollin May 16, 2019
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pube plug

When you shave your pubes in the shower or bath and they clog the drain, becoming a plug in itself.
Oh no, I made another pube plug again honey! Get the gloves out!
by Slothdan August 2, 2021
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