Poo-off

Found in office bathrooms, it's when at least two cubicles are occupied- but no one wants to shit first. The stalemate is only broken when a diversion noise has been created, eg. a hand drier or another toilet flushing.

GUY 1: Man, you missed the meeting!

GUY 2: Sorry, I was in the middle of a Poo-off.

by northern Queensland August 01, 2008

poo-choo

Reference to the train Mr. Hankey rides on in a South Park episode. A cute little song accompanies his arrival on the poo-choo train:

Mr. Hankey: Poo-Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a -
Train Whistle: poo-choo
Mr. Hankey: - all the way and back!
Cartman: Poo-Choo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Mr. Hankey: Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo-Choo Train.

Socailly, Poo-Choo used to express the arrival or existence of something bad or unfortunate.

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Mistress: Oh crap - your wife is pulling into the driveway!

Man: The poo-choo train has arrived.

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Co-Worker: Are you ready to leave for the team-building ropes course?
Man: All aboard the poo-choo train.

by Wetchman September 11, 2006

poo-skeet

sex so good you cum and shit at the same time.

that was some mighty poo-skeet fucking!

by loller-tron August 20, 2008

pasty poo

Post drinking alcohol shits that are pasty in nature, thus one can never seem to get their asshole clean

Sorry I used all the TP, I had pasty poo

by p00 July 16, 2006

Poo Dart

A wet fart which launches a fecal projectile

Damn that bitch poo darted my leg!
I was goin down on that chick and she poo darted my forehead.

by andrew December 05, 2002

rudy poo

One who is lame, puss, or otherwise, clueless. See rudy-poo

The Rock says he's gonna kick your rudy poo candy ass!

by whup_ass_take_names November 30, 2003

hangover poo

Immensely smelly turd that is the perfect hangover cure. Going for a shit after a big night out will clear up your hangover in no time. Just remember to have some air freshner ready. Can Also be used with any other word to describe poo e.g. turd or shit

Ah man I've just done a hangover poo, I feel so much better now.

by dewster99 November 04, 2009