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Poo-off

Found in office bathrooms, it's when at least two cubicles are occupied- but no one wants to shit first. The stalemate is only broken when a diversion noise has been created, eg. a hand drier or another toilet flushing.
GUY 1: Man, you missed the meeting!

GUY 2: Sorry, I was in the middle of a Poo-off.
by northern Queensland September 25, 2008
mugGet the Poo-offmug.

chop off poo

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
by Earl G. October 25, 2004
mugGet the chop off poomug.

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