piss up

to get pissed, kaylied, blathered, wrecked, to get drunk, origonated from english pissheads and said anywhere where english folk have been, the irish who speak english, and aussies say it aswel. the gaelic would be a shousha. other ways a sayin pissed, kaylied, blathered, drunk, pissed up,

theres the english saying "ya carr organise a piss up in a brewery"
means you can't do shit.

English: yo wanna goo for a pissup, c'mon get kaylied
irish man: Iye les'ave a shousha
cockney: ya gettin brahms n list, arl join ya alwhite.
aussie: ahhhyeah, arrm pissfit alrighte
welshe:ire gonna gert me a pynte
irish man: ahhhhh I dunno where d'fu Iam
aussie: ahhhh me neitha, pissed up
welshe: where the fu am I, who am I
english: now thats a piss up,

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

piss ass

piss ass is used when you are describing something that is junk or and piece of shit.

"look at that little piss ass car over there"

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

rip the piss

to rip the piss is to point fun at someone, slag them off, take the mickey or generally have a laugh at the expense of someone else.

Aye Kenny is such a wank, I'm gonna rip the piss right out him.

by pagal_koota April 26, 2006

as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...

"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006

pissed hot

A term used when someone uses drugs and then has urinalysis and the drugs are detected. Often used in a military setting.

My friend smoked a blunt, went for a job interview and pissed hot.

by Poetry July 7, 2006

Piss-elegant

A pretentious, actually quite tasteless, attempt at good taste.

"I see Madonna's started talking in an English accent. Talk about piss-elegant"

by Fergal April 2, 2007

piss funny

when something is so funny that you literally piss yourself laughing.

dude 1: did you see the sketch that billy connolly did about putting a condom on inside out?

dude 2: haha, yeah it was piss funny.

by Jonny Foxwell September 26, 2007