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A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
by Persianpanda565 April 11, 2022
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Pyrite Pete

A derogatory slur for any supporter of the bitcoin technology with no regard for context or reasoning. Most often used by trolls, wall street coke fiends, people invested in the various knock-off technologies or existing financial system establishment.
Bitcoin supporter in response to Etherium Hack Bitcoin remains the only major cryptocurrency solution with no known security flaws despite being the highest profile hacking target in the world. Troll ReplyLOL Another bitcoin boomer L0s3r. Pyrite Pete strikes again!
by shaitand August 2, 2021
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A little Pete Murray

If you’re hungover or feeling rough from self-inflicted pain, the phrase suggests you’ve definitely “seen better days” or felt better - a nod to Australian singer Pete Murray’s track Better Days.
Aussie 1: How are you feeling after last night? Looked like you had a big one!

Aussie 2: Yeah, nah look, I'm definitely feelin' a little Pete Murray today
by saurus84 August 19, 2025
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Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.
God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!
by Kozbot December 1, 2017
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pete web

pete web hahhaha mario web hahahhaa
by Raexer May 21, 2021
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