pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.

Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.

by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

pat

it is the act of patting someone or something on the head. mostly because they are a smol bean.

smol doggo: woof
me: wow what a smol bean. I pat
smol doggo: *receives pat*

by Forehead of security April 10, 2022

Backhand Pat

The act of sucking as many dicks as possible, usually in order to get people to help you move.

I need to get out of this place next week! I'm about to have to give out so many Backhand Pats so people will help

by NotWadeW July 7, 2017

Leather Jacket Pat

The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary

Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!

by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017

Pat-Pat

Pat-Pat is an endearing name for one named Patrick. Specifically, Pat-Pat is a boy scout in a manner of speaking. He is fiercely loyal, and will protect his own at all costs. Pat-Pats are easily socially tired, but make up for it with their intense charisma and comedic timing when they are with you. Pat-Pat is the one you pick for your team in a zombie apocalypse, and Pat-Pat will do his best not to let you down. Sometimes Pat-Pat will cancel last minute, but that is ok, because if you are lucky enough to be friends with a Pat-Pat, then you know that you are loved and everything will be ok.

Oh yeah, Pat-Pat and Helen met at scout camp. Pat-Pat's such a boy scout is'nt he?

by Marriane Noble November 20, 2023

...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you

You can indeed say dat to da staff at da local True Value Hardware store, but good luck on getting any discounts or other "preferential perks" as a result.

Perhaps da famous radio-ad phrase, "...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you" might have been more recognizable "way back when" during da time when everyone's favorite deep-and-rich-tone-voiced Irish sportscaster was making those ads, but in more-modern times, da Cotter & Co. stores' mostly-from-da-newer-generation employees will likely just give you puzzled looks if you jokingly spout said remark when you walk in da door. :P

by QuacksO November 22, 2021