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Parker

Parker is a terrible person that is a man ho and try’s to cheat on u with ur best friend but they reject him because he is super ugly ,has a dry personality, and oh yeah is dating ur friend
Girls friend:adds Parker on sc

Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him
by Fuck parker May 9, 2019
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Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
This is super parker french of you
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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Parker

a big bitch with huge titties and his phone is always dry
" Parker lost in fantasy this week because he's a hoe!"
by silasmanning7 September 25, 2019
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Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.
Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!
by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019
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Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering
Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019
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Parker

Parker is an athletic boy/man who is a nice boyfriend when you are getting to know him then you will somehow figure out that he cheated on you with an older girl but will not say anything until you point it out
Parker cheated on you
by •queen• August 20, 2019
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