better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Get an education, then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2014

Creepy Pacino

When a dude hides inside a woman's bathroom and yells "HOO HAHH"

"A Creepy Pacino yelled "Hoo Hahh" while I was crapping"

by pfi July 14, 2016

Co-Paging

When a couple shares joint custody of a social media page and you don't know which one you're fucking talking to.......Basically.

I wish my friend would get out of his wife's pussy and they get separate pages and quit co-paging......I never know who the fucks typing.

by Wig Pusha August 28, 2016

Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017

Ass packing

Deciding to have anal while needing to shit, packing the shit back into your ass

Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are

by Ass clapper 47 November 1, 2019

Al Pacino

He’s the better version of majestic and is truly loved by his wife , Layy Díor . Handsome Cleveland Killer .

Al Pacino and kalasia is goals zeriodtt

by Yck majestic January 1, 2020

Sausage Packing

- the act when a straight male inserts himself into a another man who had a gender swap operation

Did you hear Tom was sausage packing with Karen, formerly known as Kyle

by Woke=hate March 1, 2021