peanut butter salad 

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

peanut butter salad by never tried it for real January 17, 2011

Peanut Butter Cupcake 

When one inserts a candle into the rectum, and smears peanut butter around it. For their dog to enjoy on their dogs birthday.

Rover turned 10 today so I made him a peanut butter cupcake. He blew out MY candle!

Peanut Butter Cupcake by hoT EPlC January 29, 2019

Peanut Butter 

You rub it on your nuts and your dog licks it off.

Peanut butter licked off my sack by my pooch nigga

Peanut Butter by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Peanut butter balls 

A medication that someone would take for seizures.

He takes the peanut butter balls for his shakes

Peanut butter balls by JGBoylan1 October 10, 2009

Peanut Butter 

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

Peanut Butter by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010

Peanut Brittle

When you rub peanut butter on your fingers and then finger a girl

My hands still smell like peanut butter after i me and sally peanut brittled

Peanut Brittle by Syd Shenk February 1, 2010

peanut farmer 

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.

I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.

peanut farmer by Jenny June 18, 2006