devil's onion ring

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole

That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring

by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006

make an onion cry

A descriptive phrase for someone that is incredibly ugly.

"That girl is so ugly she would make an onion cry!"

by paddywan October 18, 2009

dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.

Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.

by JB May 14, 2004

Burnt Onion Ring

The result of not using a baby wipe after taking a dump.

I hate it when I run out of baby wipes. I end up with a burnt onion ring!

by bentrod December 4, 2010

Chopping Onions

A term typically used by youtubers to describe the action of hating on or negativley talking about the shitlord that is Onision or the onion man.

person 1: Hey did you see Strange ÆONS video about Chopping onions?

person 2: wtf how did you get into my house

by flatbear December 27, 2019

mustard on yo onions

Quick or fast pace describing an action.

Damn man, you got some mustard on yo onions today!

by Jeff Hanson May 25, 2005

Bulging the onion bag

Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.

Rooney's having a great season, bulging the onion bag 16 times already!

by EinZweiDie January 2, 2011