Grape Fruited

The act of pouring grape fruit juice in a man’s large eurethera.

I have chick flick cancer because Debbie grape fruited me last night.

by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018

Grape snow cone

When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she just squeezes the shaft and sucks the head...it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone. Also comes with blue balls

Alan Jackson song chatahoochee “ I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”

by Mike Oxsmells January 6, 2019

Stuffing the Grape Leaf

Anal sex

"I bet he'll be stuffing the grape leaf later." Or.. "I really want to stuff that grape leaf bro!"

by Przmatik February 28, 2019

Mclean Sunscreen On Grapes

When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.

Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes

Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes

by ClarissaKelly May 24, 2018

smash my grapes

A word used to mean to have sex. Referring to balls.

" Come to my house and smash my grapes."

by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018

wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

by EG67 July 22, 2011

Pounding grape-ache

The hangover resulting from drinking copious amounts of wine.

Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!

by Heifers still anonymous November 22, 2011