A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.
Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.
by thepal January 18, 2017
Get the smoothie mommug. The maternal equivalent of “girl math.” When mentally stressed, resourceful, or street-smart mothers share tips on digital platforms like TikTok and Instagram how they plan their hectic schedules around their children’s sleeping or waking hours, or how they stretch their money to meet their little ones’ needs and wants, without experiencing a mental meltdown.
Mom math is applying home calculus to the family life, by maximizing love, joy, and peace (or minimizing fear, pain, and stress) for family members from limited time or resources.
by Numerati October 12, 2023
Get the Mom Mathmug. by Anklemom March 26, 2021
Get the mom anklesmug. pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.
by games98092893 August 19, 2019
Get the dance mommug. 
by Tree Hall November 1, 2009
Get the Mom Blockedmug. by MrStealYoMeme November 28, 2016
Get the Frozen mommug.