Full Nelson

To have sex with a cat.

“Bro! Trent went full Nelson! We gotta kick his ass!”

by wabberjabber0909 March 12, 2026

Ruth Nelson

Neliphant. If your lanyard isn't on you better run as she will hunt you down and crucify you outside the school to make an example of you. Cannot teach for shit and would rather waste your time on an assembly about university than let you revise.

Why are you in hospital
Ruth nelson saw me without a lanyard on.

by Ye7dhehw7fb3uw7fhe February 13, 2025

Levi Nelson

Has good big dick, Always shows up when needed. Always will smoke u out and the coolest guy you know

Levi Nelson got me high ash

by Urmom42005 September 3, 2025

Naughty Nelson

Improper name for a ladder jump. It is typically used when in agony or frustration trying to complete the task.

"I'm stuck on this Naughty Nelson!"

"There's a naughty nelson ahead!"

by PuzzledChicken67 October 10, 2025

Dry Nelson

When you put your home boy in a Full Nelson and you use your dry callus feet to give him a footjob untill he begs for mercy.

Alex was kinda pissing me off so I gave him a "Dry Nelson".

by TacoQueef69 January 14, 2026

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

Pulled a Nelson

To make an incredibly violent and racist joke or statement

God damn it, one day I'll take all the jews and put them in a deli shop and sink it to the ground.

Dude, you just pulled a nelson.

by Indian boy Ursula November 12, 2011