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Deal

Gilbert’s slang for his junk
“Here’s my deal”
by Jackolantern December 15, 2020
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Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.
If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉
by Martoon32 March 20, 2021
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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
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The green new deal

A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.
Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.
by Socdem6002 July 29, 2022
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What's the deal with

you?
by Nintendrew November 16, 2022
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Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022
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Ava deal

When you give money to someone for them to buy you something but you give them less money for something larger
Mom if I give you 20 bucks can you buy me something that’s 70 that’s a Ava deal
by Straggot May 18, 2022
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