a banana lion is a person that has such long pupes that it hides his banana and his dick looks like a lion. so hairy infact u have to peel back the fur
i went out last night with a guy last night and got so scared because i had to pull back his banana lion
by kayandshells January 03, 2016
by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015
by Seshhead November 01, 2019
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”
by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021
One of the most bot-like humans that you could ever meet in your life. They believe that lions would beat Pokémon through sheer delusion and their minimum utilization of brain cells. They bring up the most idiotic arguments such as the "lion ladder" or "lion stack" because they are bots. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one, always keep in mind that they have the same IQ as a goldfish and are simply the biggest clowns ever.
by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 29, 2021
by MdstandsforMYDICK May 29, 2024
Lion Tamer is a game played by two people more often by heterosexual couples but not exclusively. It does not require a chair or a whip or a lion for that matter.
The correct way to engage the game is to ask your partner if they would like to play Lion Tamer.
If they agree simply start the game.
If they don't know how to play or question the name of the game ("Lion Tamer?" "What's that?")
You simply say "You get on your hands and knees and I put my head in your mouth"
The wholesome version of this game is nigh impossible but the dirty version is simple and can lead to hours of fun.
The correct way to engage the game is to ask your partner if they would like to play Lion Tamer.
If they agree simply start the game.
If they don't know how to play or question the name of the game ("Lion Tamer?" "What's that?")
You simply say "You get on your hands and knees and I put my head in your mouth"
The wholesome version of this game is nigh impossible but the dirty version is simple and can lead to hours of fun.
by Lex Luthor 801 October 11, 2022