wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009

golden noodle

the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.

I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?

by georgINA spellvin January 26, 2010

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 9, 2008

pablo noodles

a retarded kid who drank to much and puked noodles and is a Mexican

josh Shaw is pablo noodles

by frank oyly April 2, 2009

Cup of Noodles

A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.

"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."

by Maruchan :) July 7, 2008

cup of noodles

One of the easiest and best tasting foods in the universe.

Cup of noodles go very good with a dash of soy sauce!

by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007

Angry Noodle

When sometime after receiving oral sex from a female, you discover a loose rogue hair intertwined around your junk. When it is pulled away, you then realize it is not your package-hair, as it angrily tickles while pulling it out...hence an angry noodle.

I pulled the longest angry noodle from between my cheeks and left nut.


That angry noodle has been hidden for at least twelve hours!


Karen left me with the most treacherous angry noodle I have ever had before.

by Turtle "stubs" Dailey March 30, 2009