by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
Get the Buying indulgences and sinning againmug. Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.
Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation
Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation
"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."
by Homixide August 27, 2024
Get the Blind Group Buymug. A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
Get the Buying a monkeymug. Coach Buys Homes is a locally owned home-buying company that helps West Virginia homeowners sell their properties quickly and hassle-free. They specialize in buying houses as-is for cash—no repairs, no cleanup, and no commissions. Whether you’re dealing with an inherited home, a vacant property, a fixer-upper, or just need to sell fast, they offer a simple, transparent process that puts you in control. Based in Charleston WV, they serve the greater Kanawha Valley and surrounding areas with honesty, speed, and local care.
by Small Market REI July 20, 2025
Get the Coach Buys Homesmug. Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022
Get the I can buy you once but I can sell you twicemug. 1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024
Get the Why did I even buy this mug?mug.