Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.

Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?

by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022

Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010

beef flower

Beautiful blossoming lady parts.

Women's vagina

She's got a beautiful beef flower

by Ladyjohnson December 2, 2015

Beef Muncher

Someone who exhibits extreme compliance towards another

Bennett tried to take an ice cream cone out to a friend from dhall, however the card swiper said he couldn't walk back in without using a meal swipe. Bennett said to the crusty lady, "stop being a beef muncher and let me back in."

by youngharibo August 27, 2019

Beef Wellington

When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong

That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019