A "Naked Dripping Daryl" is one of the hottest zombie apocalypse sex positions around. To perform the Naked Dripping Daryl, follow these steps:
1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.
2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.
3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.
4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.
5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.
2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.
3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.
4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.
5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
"Dude, i got my crossbow and we headed deep into the woods and did the Naked Dripping Daryl I shot my load but I didn't shoot the crossbow."
by cucumberz November 7, 2013
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The term used for a E-Sports match that has new players on both teams that haven’t had any past experience playing the specific game that they are competing against each other in. Term unusually used in Middle School Teams, High School Teams, and Rarely College/University Teams.
The term used for a E-Sports match that has new players on both teams that haven’t had any past experience playing the specific game that they are competing against each other in. Term unusually used in Middle School Teams, High School Teams, and Rarely College/University Teams.
Spectator 1: Wow these guys suck. Haven’t they even played this game before?
Spectator 2: Dude didn’t you read the match event name? It’s a Naked E-Sports matchup. They never seen this game before.
Spectator 3: It’s like watching a bunch of babies trying to drive a car without a license
Spectator 2: Dude didn’t you read the match event name? It’s a Naked E-Sports matchup. They never seen this game before.
Spectator 3: It’s like watching a bunch of babies trying to drive a car without a license
by Vex47 December 4, 2019
Get the Naked E-Sports mug.by Missy McMisserton November 12, 2010
Get the Naked Booty Sideburns mug.1. Gay guy who can not jump over their other gay friend when playing leap frog naked.
2. Playing a childhood game where you jump over a friend but naked.
3. Gay guys having sex
2. Playing a childhood game where you jump over a friend but naked.
3. Gay guys having sex
by Opadu April 10, 2008
Get the naked leap frog mug.Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!
Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.
Person A: what should I read then?
Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.
Person A: what should I read then?
Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
by anonymous May 18, 2021
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I just shared a Special Naked Occasion with Jo (means Jo and I just had sex)
I just shared a Special Naked Occasion with Jo (means Jo and I just had sex)
by Bambi Gray September 1, 2005
Get the Special Naked Occasion mug.Similar to dancerbate, a naked dance break is about self-gratification and should be experienced alone. The theory behind a naked dance break is to dance wildly in the nude without thought to aesthetics for as long as it takes to make one feel better. Bed-jumping is recommended. Some examples of good songs to dance naked to:
It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo
It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo
God, I had such a long day. I'm going to go take a quick naked dance break, and then I'll help you move the couch.
by Xnguela November 12, 2007
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