turd muscle

an asshole

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"

by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.

I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

Enoch's bicep muscles

Huge ass sexy things.

Enoch's bicep muscles are huge and sexy

by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016

Flash Muscle

The large, basically useless muscles of bodybuilders, Californians and Jersey Shore Characters.

Mike "The Situation" has a lot of flash muscle. Urijah Faber could beat him with one hand.

by deadheart January 15, 2011

Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak

"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"

by thanamelessone December 7, 2009

Muscle Bimbo

A huge, muscular man, takes many supplements, all he wants is to workout, usually very attractive, could be attached to names like, Roberto, Dakotah, Alek, Jack, John.

God Damn, look at that muscle bimbo!

He is so huge!....I know he is a muscle bimbo!

by musclebimblow May 31, 2019