muff

a very hairy pussy.

When Bob ate her muff, he got lots of pubic hair stuck in his teeth.

by Marcy January 29, 2004

stuff the muff

a game participated by the lucky few, where two or more people stick their love rockets into one lucky lady at the same time so it takes up all the space available inside the carniverous cave that is, the vagina.

Man: Lets play stuff the muff!

Man 2: Yeah!

Woman: Ok, i suppose you did buy me them chewing gums.

by Raaaas May 13, 2008

muffbunt

A female version of the tea bag. A chick dips her vagina on someone and yells "muffbunt". Usually leaves a wet residue.

"Oh snap kristin is passed out so muffbunt her!!!"

by Kristin Kemmer November 11, 2009

Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011

Blue Muff

A female version of blueballs, When a female gets sexually excited without any sexual contact that night

"I was grinding at the club all night with this guy and he left me with blue muff"

by Hillbilliedeluxe December 16, 2008

muff

the female genitals, the vulva

Wether she shaves her muff or not is none of your business.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up

by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010