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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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in culo al mondo

Italian equivalent of Butt fuck Egypt, the literal traslation is "in the ass of the world"
"Dove hai parcheggiato la macchina?"

"In culo al mondo"
by Geronimo989 October 1, 2017
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Job Training Mentor

A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 8, 2017
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colour changing mento

a colour changing mento starts off white but when threatened, laughing, mad, sad or being embarressed turns as red as a fat dollop of ketchup can get. and there's more! they are too mouthy for their own good and its hilarious to watch them change species. ( human to tomato) pretty friendly and most often called julia. most commonly found in a mcdonalds happy meal.
anyone: look there goes julia the colour changing mento.
by aLeXEi.nOoO August 15, 2019
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Volcano Coke and mentos

The act of taking a bottle of coke and the putting mentos in it, then quickly inserting it in your ass while everyone at you screams from the horror you have created for everyone to remember
Parents: what are you doing
Me: I’m doing the volcano coke and mentos
Parents: what’s that
Me: let me show you
by That glitzy gobbler September 3, 2022
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coke and mentos

exploders coke and mentos
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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