scroat moat

A hole where a sack gets near, whether it be a gaping mouth or vagina

Jimmy told john to shut his scroat moat before he knocks his fucking teeth in his turds.

by Dr.Jeffery October 2, 2017

Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.

It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

Donkey moan

The sound a donkey makes.

“What the hell is that?” “Oh. That’s just my donkey moaning.”

by DrDonkey August 12, 2021

e-moaning

The act of flirtatiously vocalizing strange noises, moans, and grunts along with one or more other parties in online voice chat space such as an online call, chatroom, or video game.

Chandra's day was ruined after he witnessed two people on the spectrum in a Discord server e-moaning at each other for minutes at a time.

by JRMC_MD December 1, 2021

sa moara mama daca mint

"sa moara mama daca mint" or "die my mother if I lie" is a very used expression here in Romania.
If you want to make someone really think you say the truth, this is the best expression you can use.

Nu am luat eu pixul, sa moara mama daca mint!
I didn't took the pen, die my mother if I lie!

by apixxxxxxxxx December 9, 2021

Mother Moan

A moan that comes from a mother.

"After a hard day at work, my wife let out a big mother moan. I then crawled to her on all fours."

by WallyDefines January 9, 2023

patriot moat

patriot moat /pay-tree-uht mowt/

noun
The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk

verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts

After leaving a patriot moat around a faux-golden bust of Donald Trump, a group of MAGAts moved to join their patriot brothers and sisters in using their bodies as a protective barrier around Mar-a-Lago.

by colostomykid March 20, 2023