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Meera

Meera is a beautiful and and intelligent. She is sassy and will protect her friends at all cost. She is self conscious but I personally don't see anything wrong. She is a wonderful person and will be protected. Meera will do anything for you. She is a hardass bad bitch that can do anything.
You, right there, you have a Meera on your hands. She's a keeper
by space_ace June 20, 2019
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Material Girl

The worst fucking song ever made by the most annoying fucking artist Saucy Santana
mAtEriAL giRL, I have no unique opinions and fill the void in life with gloating about materialistic possessions.
by n0body12345 June 22, 2022
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Mater

Pronounced "maiter"... S.C. slang for a mans penis, cock, dick
She said no sex on the first date. So then I asked if she would suck on my Mater instead.
by freakyzekey September 23, 2011
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materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type
He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.
by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016
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Dead Meerkat

The infamous expression of shock/disbelief and/or rejection. Famous users of the 'Dead Meerkat' include Petr Cech, and of course, meerkats, such as the one in 'The Lion King' (Please note that no research was taken into whether or not the meerkat in 'The Lion King' did indeed assume the 'Dead Meerkat' position even once throughout the entirity of the film).
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.
Examples:
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*

2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*
by MagicMartin18 October 30, 2007
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tow mater

A red neck hillbilly from North Carolina who enjoys using the word "noob" as an insult.
Did Tow Mater just flip the table again?
by Pippikins January 21, 2017
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Metered apathy

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.
I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.
by Join The Club May 15, 2010
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