masturbation

the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off

by Jackroll July 22, 2008

matterbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with matterbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie August 5, 2006

Masturbation

Pull your penis out of your pants and put it your mouth

Kyle masturbation meaning he is a dude probably gay

by Ilike2eatpussy December 22, 2018

constitutional masturbation

To Masturbate in a very patriotic way. Often will be done while listening to the national anthem, while watching the president give a speech, Or while cloaked in an American Flag

Guy 1: Dude last night i did some constitutional masturbation.

Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem

by Gentalmansmiley June 20, 2011

National Masturbation Day

October 16th, 2019

Jimmy- hey you ready for tomorrow?

skyla- whats tomorrow?

jimmy- national masturbation day!

by zigguziggu October 14, 2019

vampiric liquidised masturbation juice

A energy juice with similar properties to viagra used when attempting to gain an erection.

Ohh. I am so glad you used the vampiric liquidised masturbation juice honey.

by Ali gooba tremy uterwecex April 17, 2010

bridge and masturbation

bridge card game and masturbation ( games people play )

what does bridge and masturbation have in common ???

answer:
if you don't have a good hand, you better have a good partner !!!

by itchie_nocanpo June 30, 2006