Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

Mash

A mushy combination of chocolate chips and pancake batter that didn't turn out very well.

Marty-"Ew, what is that man?"

Phillip-"That's mash I'm making it for breakfast."

Marty-"You're sick, man."

by SimplyPoop July 16, 2010

Mulroe Mash

The act of sexual intercourse with your immediate family in order to preserve cultural superiority over inferior races of the world

Hey mom, you tryna Mulroe Mash tonight?

by Beefcake4789 December 28, 2017

cheesy mash

Something that only the real nonce people eat

Josh the pedo boy loves cheesy mash

by Man of mystery November 3, 2021

Toe-Mash

When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.

Toe-Mash YUM...

by GoGurterHuman December 27, 2021

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.

Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash

by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022