Fake Indie Lover

A fake indie lover enjoys and promotes as the end all and be all of indie: Mumford and sons, the 1975, Lana Del ray, arctic monkey, the use of emojis, especially 😭😂😩, genuinely enjoys popular page vines including Lele Pons, Brent Rivera, Brandon Bowen, Lance210, kianlawl etc, takes snapchat stories instead of enjoying the moment, wears a choker, uses the phrases: savage, doe, rt. has more followers than following on their friends only, loves tumblr, doesn't like facebook, flirts with the monkey emojis, claims to be indie, wants matching infinity tattoos with their bff, likes minions, sings along to train, gets genuinely shocked when they find out someone else listens to a semi unpopular artist, "I started that trend"

"People don't know what real music is these days. The weekend is what real music is🙊 I discovered them before anybody while I was wearing my choker and my flannel tied around my waist" -a fake indie lover

"My favourite classic song is drops of Jupiter by train" -also a fake indie lover

by n0tAfakeINDIElover October 6, 2015

cottage of love

a place in the middle of the forest where Baxter and Donkey lived and *made music*

person 1: hey have you heard about the cottage of love?

person 2: hell yeah!

by AlphabetTing August 20, 2019

Ferragamo's Theory of Love

If She shows more then 5 unfixable Red Flags then you must put up your white flag and get the fuck out of there. Also do not try to save anyone whom isnt willing to save themselves, its common sense. but dont date sociopaths who will use you and abuse you because you'll end up with severe PTSD, and cause your self mental and financial burden. also never take back a bitch who left u for a nigga in a psychiatric facility, in fact if they in a psychiatric facility the bitch is a red flag in itself. if she fucks 5 niggas after u and u get back w her you is a chump.

Person 1:Yo i got with this chick
Person 2: oh what is she like?
Person 1: well shes homeless, went on a date w her and the bitch ended up in a psych unit, got extreme daddy issues, and is a diagnosed Sociopath
Person 2: and how long you been w her?
Person 1: 6 months why?
Person 2: at least she hasn't left u for anyone
Person 1: Yeah she did, left me for this guy in the Pj's, a total nutjob
Person 2: and you took her ass back?
Person 1: I wanted to give her a second Chance
Person 2: You're a fuckin idiot, you know that?
Person 1:How???
Person 2: Just get rid of her, you gotta follow Ferragamo's Theory of love.

by Spacecadet119 November 7, 2021

HORANGHAE 호랑해 (hoshi love you)

Origin¹ ; Ho = Hoshi (SEVENTEEN's Performance Unit Leader / Main Dancer) + ranghae (word came from 사랑해 = saRANGHAE). The word is created way back 2019. Hoshi use the word to express his love to his fans (Carats) who supports him from the start of their journey as an idol. This word has a siblings: Wooahae (Woozi love you) & Hanniehae (jeongHan love you).

Origin²; Horang = horangie (tiger) + hae (from, once again, the word sarangHAE) is also a word created by Hoshi (Kwon Soonyoung. This time, to express his undying love to tigers, for he said he was a tiger.

The word can be used by each and every individual freely. But please, don't use the word to start an unnecessary fanwar just because your idol used it as his caption. Also please be mature and act like your age, you're not a little child anymore.

Reminder to spread love and think of what your idol will say if he/she found out how animal you act. Good day 💛 @jnww :)

HORANGHAE 호랑해 (Hoshi love you)

Hoshi: creat a song about it "HORANGHAE"

Posted 25,000 호랑해 s on weverse

Horanghae 24/7

making Woozi make his own "WOOAHAE"

by jn.wonwoo. December 28, 2021

Mr. Love

A extremely kind old man, likes teaching science, and has a strong taste for little girls. Also little boys. At this point Mr. Love is a savage. His favorite things to say is, "Fellars in the front!" and "Now correct me if I'm wrong." Mr. Love can be a bit touchy, but he loves to communicate with his class. Even if that means taking it too far.

Wow. That guy is definitely a Mr. Love

by OldKnocker39 December 17, 2016

shrek is love shrek is life

Pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you've been given

And you will find out

It's never ogre

"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"

It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek

shrek is love shrek is life

by feeltherain69 April 27, 2014

Star-Crossed Lovers

Two individuals with love for the other so strong it is impossible to define using words alone. Actions and touch relay more to their partner than any word. They are miserable when they are not together. They are as close to a perfect mate as is possible. Unfortunately, circumstances prohibit their expressions of love freely and they must hide their true feelings until they are alone. This alone time is often entirely too brief and often interfered with by outside forces such as weather or random events suddenly coming up. However once they are together the feelings are so intense that they feel they could never part again.

In another life those star-crossed lovers could be together, but for now they must keep it hidden.

by L M B March 5, 2015