library nazi

That @#$%* who works at my school library and guards the bookshelves, saying things like "I'm going to report you kids! How dare you stand and talk by those bookshelves! You are blocking off the other students from getting books!" when there is absolutely NO STUDENT anywhere nearby looking for books (true story.) Will also make sure that no one puts a backpack on a table, and takes a tally of how many students enter the library. Any other librarian who acts in a similar manner.

Man, my school is f***ed up because of that library nazi!

by Sangochan December 13, 2008

Libby

Referring to one's political views, to be a liberal. Far left in political views. Opposite of conservative.

Mom's views are so far left, she's such a libby.

by karenage January 2, 2008

libraritarian

a librarian who likes who completely control her library, exremely prejudice to anyone who whispers, talks, coughs, laughs, etc. Stay the fuck away from her.

The libraritarian totally killed my high when we started laughing at the talking books.

by Mikey Vistar March 21, 2010

Libby

Chav

Libby is a chav

by Potato lover 66 October 23, 2018

Library Crew

A crew that spends time at the library for pleasure reading. This name originated from an idiotic rival crew that was trying to dis a educated group on young ones.

We are part of the Library Crew.

by books4lyfe October 28, 2006

this is library

A quote made by an Asian shitbag who's trying to study for his test in a library when a crowd is having fun in front of it.

Dave: Hey this party fucking rocks!
Tom: Yeah I know right!
Asian shitbag: Hey. Hey! HEY! This is library!

by Minh6969 January 27, 2017

libretti

1. (Verb) When a women acts upon (sucking, jerking, fucking) a man's penis and he does nothing but sit there and enjoy it.
2. (Noun) A man that never touches his genitals.

1. Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome, she librettied me all night long and I didn't have to do a thing!
Guy 1: Nice.

2. "That guy is such a libretti, he'll never touch himself leading up to the day he dies."

by Pmul March 12, 2008