The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.

The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.

by J Bomb April 27, 2019

Lick a lotta puss

I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop

I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss

by Methanight Joe leis November 12, 2019

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

do a lottie

when you do your buisness in a book aka a wet bible

i would do a lottie but i can't read

by remis biggest fan November 1, 2020

That’s a lotta licorice

A phrase meaning you or someone is running late

“It’s already 5:57?? Holy sh!t that’s a lotta licorice!”

by Stop asking me for a name January 11, 2021

want a lotta

I want more

Want a lotta

by Done Dada August 18, 2021

Greenwood lake lottery

The act of taking getting injured at work, in order to sue one’s employer.

They were flying steel in and that dumbass got his leg in the way, looks like he hit the Greenwood lake lottery

by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022